Sharded

Definition:
CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS `jackal_impression_%s` (
	`impression_id` int unsigned NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT, 
	`ad_id`         int unsigned NOT NULL, 
	`page_uri`      varchar(255) NOT NULL COMMENT "The page URI that the ad appeared in", 
	`time`          int unsigned NOT NULL COMMENT "The time that the ad was served", 
	`ip`            varchar(15)  NOT NULL COMMENT "The IP that the ad was served", 
	`session`       varchar(32)  NOT NULL COMMENT "An MD5 hash of the users session (used for sharding)", 
	PRIMARY KEY(`impression_id`)
);
Tables:

Sliced

Similar to normalization, but normalizes based on frequency of use rather than association.

Definitions:
CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS `user` (
	`user_id`  int unsigned NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT, 
	`nickname` varchar(25)  NOT NULL, 
	`password` varchar(32)  NOT NULL,
	`email`    varchar(255) NOT NULL,
	PRIMARY KEY(`user_id`)
);

CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS `user_permissions` (
	`user_id`               int unsigned  NOT NULL, 
	`Select_priv`           enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`Insert_priv`           enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`Update_priv`           enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`Delete_priv`           enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`Create_priv`           enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`Drop_priv`             enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`Grant_priv`            enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`References_priv`       enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`Index_priv`            enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`Alter_priv`            enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`Create_tmp_table_priv` enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`Lock_tables_priv`      enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`Create_view_priv`      enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`Show_view_priv`        enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`Create_routine_priv`   enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`Alter_routine_priv`    enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
	`Execute_priv`          enum('N','Y') NOT NULL default 'N',
  PRIMARY KEY(`user_id`),
  FOREIGN KEY(`user_id`) REFERENCES `user`(`user_id`) ON DELETE cascade
);


CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS `user_info` (
	`user_id`       int unsigned  NOT NULL, 
	`firsname`      varchar(50)   NOT NULL default '',
	`surname`       varchar(50)   NOT NULL default '',
	`phone`         varchar(15)   NOT NULL default '',
	`street1`       varchar(50)   NOT NULL default '',
	`street2`       varchar(50)   NOT NULL default '',
	`city`          varchar(50)   NOT NULL default '',
	`state`         char(2)       NOT NULL default '',
	`zip`           varchar(6)    NOT NULL default '',
  PRIMARY KEY(`user_id`),
  FOREIGN KEY(`user_id`) REFERENCES `user`(`user_id`) ON DELETE cascade
);